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Porn and other ‘Wide Road Problems’…

So, we were just sitting there on his bed (yep, I was in his room) watching a movie like we always did on Saturday night (if you must know, it was Miracles From Heaven – the irony) and he is like; “hey silly face, I am madly in love with you” and I am like; “yeah, Angry Bird, I know but I am just not there yet!” Yep, I know I am a crazy girl. Then suddenly he reaches out for his laptop and Miracles From Heaven is gone and in it’s place some bad lighting, x-rated movie with a whole lotta grinding (you know what I mean). And I couldn’t believe it, so I started screaming and I am pretty sure I woke up his entire neighborhood (with that I am referring to his two pizza eating and always high roommates next door).

The landlord showed up because his dorky roomies thought he had gone cuckoo or maybe something fell and burnt me (yes, I am rolling my eyes too). But she was quite understanding and just warned Angry Bird against excessive noise –not that it was entirely his fault.

For all the morning devotions I read or the hallmark worship I was listening too or the short morning prayers ( I need to get back to the heart of worship ), nothing prepared me for this moment. I wasn’t about to confess that I was on a 21 day fast (not that it was any of his business). Wasn’t he supposed to be on a fast too?
Compared to all those ‘my-foot-almost-slipped moments’, this was by far the worst ‘it-almost-slipped’ …I was breathing heavily like I was about to enter labor, I was stuck on repeat “narrow is the road…wide is the road..

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